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HELLO TOSH

Allo Tosh Gotta Toshiba?



 



This one is a data
check .This one is a data check.



 



Allo tosh gotta
Toshiba ba ba. Allo tosh gotta Toshiba ba ba.



Allo tosh gotta
Toshiba ba ba. Allo tosh gotta Toshiba



 



My name is Pato I’m a
cool entertainer



I chat it for the old
also the teenager



This one is dedicated
to my wonderful mother



So every possie get
flat and listen them style yah



 



Chorus



 



It was November or
was it December ba



To tell the truth I cannot
remember ba



All I know it was the
middle of winter



And I was on my way
to go and visit my mother



I knocked on the door
noone came I knocked harder



Ten minutes later got
let in by my sister



I ran inside and sat
down right in front of the heater



Me teeth them a
clatter and me body a shiver



Me mother look pon me
and said, “Boy where is your jumper?



You a wear silk shirt
like is the middle of summer!”



Well just like other
mum’s in the world my mum is a nagger



So just to shut her
up I said, “I’m dying for hunger!”



“I won’t cuss you now
but I will cuss you later,



Just hold on while I
go and put your food on the fire.”



As soon as she was
out of the room me a stick up some Rizla



Margret Thatcher on
the tele’ so me turn it over



Right there and then
I had to barl out MURDER!



A robot on the tele
him a flash down this style yar



 



Chorus



 



My mother came back
in the room with the dinner



I looked at her and
said, “Allo tosh gotta Toshiba?”



My mother went into a
state of hysteria and shouted, 

“Lord, me son turn a nutter!



From the day me born
me never see worse ah



Him turn Rasta and a
smoke up the ganja.



Boy you better take a
trip to the doctor,



But before you go
lend me a fiver



I need some 50p to
put in the metre."



 



So I took the wallet
out of my pocket



There was on four
pound notes inside it



She didn’t care still
she took it



I had no bus fare so
I had to walk it



Left right down to
the doctor ta



 



I knocked the door
and a voice said, “Please enter!



Take a seat and tell
me what is the matter.”



I said, “Well my name
is Pato I’m a cool entertainer,



I only came here
because of my mother



Every time I tell her
that I’m a computer data check



She gets hysterical a
calls me nutter.”



The doctor said,
“take a seat on the sofa,



Lie back and put your
head on the pillow.”



Into my mouth he put
a thermometer



Then his hand on my
forehead to see if I had a fever



Him ask me couple
question and me give him the answer



He sat back in his
chair and then he started to wonder



He said, “ son
everything is in order,



But please tell me
what you said to your mother.”



I said, “Allo Tosh
Gotta Toshiba”



The doctor jumped out
of his chair and bawled “Murder!”



Opened up him desk
drawer and take out some Rizla



Open up him black bag
ram jammed with Sensimela



He built a spliff,
lit it and then he passed it over



He said, “Mr Pato
you’re a lyric computer.



I can find no fault
with you whatsoever.



How’d you like to
earn yourself a quick fiver?



Just repeat that line
into my tape recorder.”



 



Alright!



Allo tosh gotta
Toshiba ba ba. Allo tosh gotta Toshiba ba ba.



Allo tosh gotta
Toshiba ba ba. Allo tosh gotta Toshiba



 



This one is a data
check .This one is a data check.



 



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